Born at a very young age I am living vicariously through myself. I try to make playtime never ending. Using only a small garden spade and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village deep in the Oahu, Hawaii forest from a horde of ferocious army ants. When I was 11 yrs. old I consistently ran a 6 minute mile that I was allowed to run in the Junior Olympics. I play guitar, bass and drums at least every other day, just not all at the same time. I’m a veteran of love. I don’t perspire with the exception of sweaty hands.
I’ve had two full athletic scholarships from different colleges. Even though my high school didn’t have a track team I tried out for NCAA II college and received a full running scholarship. The next year I choose to play basketball at another college and received a full basketball scholarship. That still wasn’t enough so I went back to the first NCAA school and got another full cross country scholarship. I am a skydiver. I know when to hold them, I know when to fold.
I can hurl Nerf footballs at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I believe in God. I am a real estate agent. I have acted in numerous reality TV shows without any prior acting experience. I can’t fall asleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I raced asphalt cars on an oval track in a national circuit league with no race car driving experience and placed 13th in the series. I adopt rescue dogs. I am dependable… Just call my name and I’ll be there. Because I have gorilla length arms and a long torso I have to sew and tailor majority of my wardrobe.
During my playtime, I have randomly broken 21 bones and that includes my vertebra. I’ve also had 5 cancer removal surgeries. I have played guitar and sang on stage with rocking artists from the groups KISS, Van Halen, Poison, The Cars and a few others. I once tried to read the Bible in a day. I have an NHRA drag bike license and raced NHRA Nitro Funny Cars. I not once, but twice ‘Robin Hood’ split composite arrows with a compound bow two days in a row. While our US military is deployed overseas during war time I send care packages. I really like shooting video of my adventures and love editing and I’d like to make allot of money doing that one day. My Marshall amp goes to 11.
I was the first female to be invited to participate in the ESPN X Games in the Freestyle Motocross event. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. My love for gold hoop earrings has never died. My deft rice krispie treats have earned me fame in international culinary circles. I have driven the monster truck Gravedigger several times.I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I’m currently the champion of Backyard Boxing against the neighborhood kids.
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